WebfeedDo you know what most people would do if they found a phone that somebody had forgotten at a bar? THEY’D GIVE IT TO THE FUCKING BARTENDER SO THAT WHEN THE POOR BASTARD WHO LOST THEIR FUCKING PHONE REALIZES IT, THEY’D KNOW WHERE TO FIND IT!!
You can candy-coat it all you like, but everybody involved with the whole STOLEN iPhone G4 drama is a douche.
- The guy who found the phone and didn’t hand it over to the bartender? DOUCHE!
- The same guy who decided to STEAL the phone when he realized it was an Apple iPhone prototype? BIG DOUCHE! (Bitch, please, you KNEW what it was when you found it which is why you STOLE it… don’t think you’re fooling anybody).
- The same guy who then decided to sell the STOLEN phone for $5000 to Gizmodo? COLOSSAL DOUCHE!
- Gizmodo editor Jason Chen agreeing to buy STOLEN PROPERTY to get blog traffic? GALAXY-SPANNING DOUCHE!
- Gizmodo’s never-ending stream of lame-ass excuses to justify THEFT? DIMENSION-SHATTERING LEVELS OF DOUCHINESS!
- Gizmodo publishing the name of the poor Apple employee who lost the phone when it was completely unnecessary and only served to cause them additional torture? GOD-LIKE, ALL-ENCOMPASSING DOUCHINESS!
When a blog has to resort to STEALING to get clicks, it’s all over. Because THEFT is just the beginning. If Gizmodo is willing to STEAL to get this story, heaven only knows what travesties they’d be willing to commit (or people they’d fuck over) to get the next one.
Gizmodo has been deleted from my feed-reader and I’m going to do my level best to try and forget that I ever read their piece of shit blog. What a group of astoundingly massive gaping assholes.
It’s astounding how quickly people will shit all over The Golden Rule… failing to treat others as they themselves would want to be treated… and for what? $5000? Pathetic. Fucking pathetic.
I weep for the future.
